Welcome to the London Police shop.
Not two years ago, when I was wandering the Himalaya, I was lucky enough to save the life of a bloke a bit like Morgan Freeman in the film Robin Hood. He swore to stay by my side until he had returned the favour of saving my life. However,
I convinced him to forget all that rubbish and instead got him to run the newly formed TLP shop. He stands for truth, justice, patience, kindness, postage and packaging. Ladies, gentlemen and youngsters of all ilks, I give you the man they call “The Monk”.